Monday, August 23, 2010

Tiger Woods Divorce


Tiger Tiger Woods Y’all, is now divorced y’all. If you didn’t see this divorce coming then chances are you probably won’t see yours coming either. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially finalized their divorce and the media and gossipers are having a field day.


Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement

Early reports have speculated that Elin Nordegren is set to receive $750 Million in the settlement from Tiger which is either a lot of money, or not enough... I haven’t decided yet. In addition to the cash, Nordegren also gets primary custody of the kids which would probably get in the way of Tiger’s orgies anyhow.

Who says your personal life can’t affect your professional career? Ever since the infamous “Elin + Golf Club + Cadillac Escalade” debacle, Tiger Woods has not won a single tournament. Despite being heavily favored by most online sportsbooks to win recent PGA tournaments, Woods has not even come close. Maybe now that he is free to go back to sexing around ways, he can go back to his old golf club swinging ways too.

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