Wednesday, May 26, 2010

NBA Sidelines


Look at this brotherly love…literally. Recent news reports by credible news reporters (TMZ) have revealed a sexual relationship between Lebron James’s mother and Lebron’s teammate, Delonte West.

It turns out Lebron received word of his mother and soon to be step brother/father knocking boots during the 2nd round of this years NBA playoffs against the Boston Celtics. If you recall last year’s series between Lebron James and the Boston Celtics, Lebrons mother leaped from the sidelines to attack Paul Pierce after he gave Lebron a hard foul. Of course Lebron and the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers went on to make an earlier than expected exit from the NBA playoffs and many blamed the loss due to a lack of focus from King James.

Lebron James’s Kryptonite



From last year’s sideline one-on-one battle against Paul Pierce, to this year’s rumored one-on-one breastfeeding of Delonte West, it seems as if the only one that can stop King James is his mother.

Lebron, if you are reading this I have some advice for you. I never used to let my mom come to my Tee-Ball games because I couldn’t play with her watching me, maybe you should try the same.

And you thought your mom was too involved in your life!

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